Post by NashaCorey on Nov 29, 2022 13:25:02 GMT
WWK NO PARKING
EPISODE #77
Bateman: Welcome everybody to WWK NO PARKING! As Bayley heads to the ring with Dakota Kai by her side. I am Bateman and with me is the Duke. And Duke, tonight's show is jammed pack!
Duke: That's right Bateman! Not only will we have a mini four women tournament to determine the number one contender for Ronda Rousey at WWK Event Horizon! But tell the jungle what our main event is...
Bateman: Well it's a big one. As Event Horizon approaches we will see the main players in both title matches here tonight in tag team action. As CM Punk and AJ Styles team up to go up against Kenny Omega and Roman Reigns! And the WWK World Champion and WWK Undisputed Champion John Cena will be the special guest referee.
Duke: That's a huge main event as Dakota Kai looks up to her mentor Bayley as she prepares to go one on one with...
Bateman: RHEA RIPLEY! Huge chance for this young woman as she prepares to earn a shot at her first title match in WWK against Rowdy Ronda at Event Horizon!
Duke: But she has to go through the former WWK Unchained Women's Champion, Bayley to do it!
Bateman: Bayley is no push over either. The sole survivor of the battle of the Four Horse Women is ready to get a second shot at another reign as WWK Unchained Women's Champion!
Duke: Ripley looking to deliver as much brutality to Bayley tonight..
Bateman: Dakota Kai jumping on the apron as she tries to distract Rhea Ripley... get her down, Referee Jeb!
Duke: OH! Rhea just punched out Dakota knocking her off the apron...
Bateman: LOOK OUT FOR BAYLEY FROM BEHIND!
Duke: Never take your eyes off the Role Model of WWK!
Bateman: Bayley now beating down Rhea Ripley with the earlier help for a distraction from her protégé Dakota Kai!
Duke: That's why Bayley is a great teacher! Dakota Kai can learn so much from Bayley! She is indeed a role model, Bateman!
Bateman: Apparently...
Duke: Bayley giving it to Rhea here Bateman. But taking too much time to show off to the crowd in my opinion!
Bateman: She is taking WAY too much time because Rhea is up and just drove Bayley into the corner! OUCH!
Duke: Rhea looking good here... Bayley needs to get her head back in the game.
Bateman: Rhea setting up Bayley for a super kick but NO! Bayley blocks it...
Duke: Bayley spins Rhea around and Rhea nails her with a giant clothes line!
Duke: Bayley is down...
Bateman: Rhea Ripley wasting no time but OHHHH! Rake in the eyes from Bayley!
Duke: Bayley now knocking Rhea down to the mat and nailing her with some stomps to her midsection...
Bateman: Bayley going to the top rope and she is going for the Macho Madness flying elbow drop... and she NAILS IT!
Duke: ONE! TWO! THR- - - NO! Rhea Ripley kicks out!
Bateman: RIPLEY IS STILL IN THE MATCH, DUKE!!
Bateman: Bayley AND Dakota Kai both arguing with Referee Jeb about a slow count. They think that was a three!
Duke: That was sooooo close, Bate's!!
Bateman: RHEA NAILS BAYLEY INTO DAKOTA!! Knocking her own protégé off the apron down to the concrete.
Duke: Oh man! That wasn't very nice of Ripley!!
Bateman:Oh no. Rhea setting up Bayley for the Riptide...
Duke: Rhea nails the Riptide to Bayley! Is it over. ONE! TWO! THREEEE!
Bateman: Rhea just pinned Bayley! Rhea Ripley moves on in the tournament!
Duke: HUGE WIN FOR RHEA RIPLEY!!!
Bateman: Bayley is stunned. Dakota Kai trying to calm down her mentor Bayley. Bayley is losing her cool at the entrance ramp!
Duke: I don't blame her, Bateman. But the big story here is Rhea Ripley moving forward tonight!
Bateman: We'll be right back, folks!
Road Dogg: With me at this time is one of the hot signings to WWK No Parking’s Suicide Queen’s division… Toni Storm. How are you doing, Toni?
Toni Storm: Feeling good, Jesse. Feeling really good to be honest. And I cannot wait to step into the ring here on No Parking.
Road Dogg: The women’s division here in WWK is pretty impressive. And who do you think is going to challenge Ronda Rousey for her WWK Unchained Championship at Event Horizon?
Toni Storm: Well I have my money ’The Man’ Becky Lynch to take it all. Even beating the champ, Ronda at Event Horizon! Just in my opinion, Jesse.
Shayna Baszler: I guess you are as stupid as you look, huh Toni? Ronda losing Bayley, Baker, Rhea and even ‘THE MAN’ Becky is such a joke. Ronda is the baddest woman on the planet. They don’t stand a chance. Just. Like. YOU!
Toni Storm: What is your problem? It’s only my opinion! But if you want change that opinion I am free next week for a match here on No Parking? How. About. YOU!!?
Shayna Baszler: You just made the biggest mistake in your life little Toni. See you next week…
Bateman: Welcome everybody to WWK NO PARKING! As Bayley heads to the ring with Dakota Kai by her side. I am Bateman and with me is the Duke. And Duke, tonight's show is jammed pack!
Duke: That's right Bateman! Not only will we have a mini four women tournament to determine the number one contender for Ronda Rousey at WWK Event Horizon! But tell the jungle what our main event is...
Bateman: Well it's a big one. As Event Horizon approaches we will see the main players in both title matches here tonight in tag team action. As CM Punk and AJ Styles team up to go up against Kenny Omega and Roman Reigns! And the WWK World Champion and WWK Undisputed Champion John Cena will be the special guest referee.
Duke: That's a huge main event as Dakota Kai looks up to her mentor Bayley as she prepares to go one on one with...
Bateman: RHEA RIPLEY! Huge chance for this young woman as she prepares to earn a shot at her first title match in WWK against Rowdy Ronda at Event Horizon!
Duke: But she has to go through the former WWK Unchained Women's Champion, Bayley to do it!
Bateman: Bayley is no push over either. The sole survivor of the battle of the Four Horse Women is ready to get a second shot at another reign as WWK Unchained Women's Champion!
Duke: Ripley looking to deliver as much brutality to Bayley tonight..
Bateman: Dakota Kai jumping on the apron as she tries to distract Rhea Ripley... get her down, Referee Jeb!
Duke: OH! Rhea just punched out Dakota knocking her off the apron...
Bateman: LOOK OUT FOR BAYLEY FROM BEHIND!
Duke: Never take your eyes off the Role Model of WWK!
Bateman: Bayley now beating down Rhea Ripley with the earlier help for a distraction from her protégé Dakota Kai!
Duke: That's why Bayley is a great teacher! Dakota Kai can learn so much from Bayley! She is indeed a role model, Bateman!
Bateman: Apparently...
Duke: Bayley giving it to Rhea here Bateman. But taking too much time to show off to the crowd in my opinion!
Bateman: She is taking WAY too much time because Rhea is up and just drove Bayley into the corner! OUCH!
Duke: Rhea looking good here... Bayley needs to get her head back in the game.
Bateman: Rhea setting up Bayley for a super kick but NO! Bayley blocks it...
Duke: Bayley spins Rhea around and Rhea nails her with a giant clothes line!
Duke: Bayley is down...
Bateman: Rhea Ripley wasting no time but OHHHH! Rake in the eyes from Bayley!
Duke: Bayley now knocking Rhea down to the mat and nailing her with some stomps to her midsection...
Bateman: Bayley going to the top rope and she is going for the Macho Madness flying elbow drop... and she NAILS IT!
Duke: ONE! TWO! THR- - - NO! Rhea Ripley kicks out!
Bateman: RIPLEY IS STILL IN THE MATCH, DUKE!!
Bateman: Bayley AND Dakota Kai both arguing with Referee Jeb about a slow count. They think that was a three!
Duke: That was sooooo close, Bate's!!
Bateman: RHEA NAILS BAYLEY INTO DAKOTA!! Knocking her own protégé off the apron down to the concrete.
Duke: Oh man! That wasn't very nice of Ripley!!
Bateman:Oh no. Rhea setting up Bayley for the Riptide...
Duke: Rhea nails the Riptide to Bayley! Is it over. ONE! TWO! THREEEE!
Bateman: Rhea just pinned Bayley! Rhea Ripley moves on in the tournament!
Duke: HUGE WIN FOR RHEA RIPLEY!!!
Bateman: Bayley is stunned. Dakota Kai trying to calm down her mentor Bayley. Bayley is losing her cool at the entrance ramp!
Duke: I don't blame her, Bateman. But the big story here is Rhea Ripley moving forward tonight!
Bateman: We'll be right back, folks!
Road Dogg: With me at this time is one of the hot signings to WWK No Parking’s Suicide Queen’s division… Toni Storm. How are you doing, Toni?
Toni Storm: Feeling good, Jesse. Feeling really good to be honest. And I cannot wait to step into the ring here on No Parking.
Road Dogg: The women’s division here in WWK is pretty impressive. And who do you think is going to challenge Ronda Rousey for her WWK Unchained Championship at Event Horizon?
Toni Storm: Well I have my money ’The Man’ Becky Lynch to take it all. Even beating the champ, Ronda at Event Horizon! Just in my opinion, Jesse.
Shayna Baszler: I guess you are as stupid as you look, huh Toni? Ronda losing Bayley, Baker, Rhea and even ‘THE MAN’ Becky is such a joke. Ronda is the baddest woman on the planet. They don’t stand a chance. Just. Like. YOU!
Toni Storm: What is your problem? It’s only my opinion! But if you want change that opinion I am free next week for a match here on No Parking? How. About. YOU!!?
Shayna Baszler: You just made the biggest mistake in your life little Toni. See you next week…
