Post by NashaCorey on Nov 27, 2022 5:49:54 GMT
WWK THUNDER STORM EPISODE 76
-THE RETURN OF THUNDER STORM-
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Larry David: Ugh, hey. Ehhh everyone. So it appears this is the return episode of WWK Thunder Storm. Replacing 1UP and Suicide Queen television programs here on Nashacorey Films AFN network. I don’t even know what a ‘1UP’ is. And I don’t want to meet a suicidal queen. But I do want you to meet your GM for Thunder Storm. He’s pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good. He is… Mr. Eric Bischoff…
Eric Bischoff: Thank you President David. And I love each and everyone of you WWK Jungle fans. I am thrilled to be back in control of this amazing show that I was originally apart of a few years back. And I promise to be a fair and honest General Manager here in WWK. Enjoy the program…
Bateman: Welcome everybody to the return episode of WWK Thunder Storm. I am Bateman and with me is The Duke. And, Duke. We are kicking if off with the Thunder Storm exclusive WWK Women's KNOCKOUT Championship battle royal. The winner of the match wins the championship belt liver here tonight.
The DUKE: Damn skippy, Bateman! This is going to be hot!
Bateman: Let's take it our Thunder Storm Suicide Queens divisions General Manager, Christopher Nowinski.
Christopher Nowinski: Hello fans of WWK Thunder Storm. This message is for the women of Thunder Storm. I am the general manager of the Suicide Queens, the female wrestlers of WWK Thunder Storm. And ladies. Tonight we are opening the show with every queen that was drafted to Thunder Storm in a battle royal. It will be every woman for herself. After every woman is eliminated and the one woman remains standing solo at the end of the match. She will be rewarded this WWK Women’s Thunder Storm Women's Knockout Championship. Let the match begin!
Bateman: Well here comes Kelly Kelly. She is making her return to the ring since giving birth to Baby Ellsworth. And also it appears her husband James Ellsworth is joining the match despite being a MAN. That seems unfair, Duke.
The Duke: Well I think James Ellsworth has the biggest ball in the match over any of the other ladies..
Bateman: Right...
Bateman: As Kelly Kelly and James Ellsworth enter the ring here comes The Boudreaux twin sister. Liz and Vicki. Daughters of the creator of World Wrestling Kingdom, Donald Boudreaux. They are making their in ring debuts in this battle royal.
The Duke: You sure they are twins? One is blonde the other has red hair? I should see them naked for further investigation.
Bateman: Settle down, Duke.
Bateman: While the Boudreaux Sisters and The Ellsworth's are in the ring. The Austrian's Billie Kay and Peyton Royce, the Iiconics make their way out. It should be noted Duke. That while these teams are coming out here together, the match is every woman for her self.
The Duke: Every woman and James you mean...
Bateman: Right..
Bateman: And here comes the Canadian Natalya. She is looking to bring that WWK Knockouts Championship back tot he Hart Family house in Calgary.
The Duke: Harts and Farts!
Bateman:...
Bateman: And here comes that Whack-a-doo member of the Garbage Day team, Daffney.
The Duke: I'd like to whack-a-doo her... in the butt!
Bateman: Here comes another duo. Two members of the MMA Four Horse Women. Marina Shafir and Jessmyn Duke. Any relation Duke?
The Duke: Nope. But she does have the same hair color as me.
Bateman: You're baled Duke...
The Duke: ...ding. BALD-ding...
Bateman: And representing the Nation of Dominations i think they are still around anyway. Naomi!
The Duke: Who??
Bateman: Here comes the Empress of Tomorrow. The former WWK Unchained Women's Champion... Asuka!!
The Duke: One of the favorites to win, Bateman!
Bateman: Speaking of favorites. The Goddess and mistress of The Fiend's Satan's Circus. Alexa Bliss makes here way down to the ring. She's nutty, Duke.
The Duke: I'd bust a nutty in here, Bateman...
Bateman: Be cool, Duke. You don't want to Fiend hearing you say that to his Goddess...
The Duke: Oh... damn... can we edit that out?
Bateman: And another former WWK Unchained Champion, the Legit Boss, Sasha Banks is in the house...
The Duke: I'm all in on Sasha Banks winning this one, Bateman. Everything cent i own. All $13 dollars, yo!
Bateman: And here comes the Queen of Women's Wrestling, Duke. Charlotte Flair. The first WWK Women's Unchained champ!!
The Duke: Ohhhhh snap! I wish had another $13 dollars to bet with...
Bateman: You doing alright, Duke? Financially?
The Duke: We'll talk later...
Bateman: Here we go Duke!!
Duke: Yeeeah!
Bateman: Who is going to be the winner.... This ring is stacked with some of the best women wrestlers around the world.
Duke: It's gonna be sweet, Bateman.
Bateman: Sasha and Charlotte going at it in the corner. These two are former friends and members of the Wrestling Four Horse Women.
Duke: No friends. Every lady for them selves.
Bateman: OH! JAMES ELLSWORTH JUST ELMINATED NAOMI!!!
The Duke: WHO!!?!
Bateman: Shafir and Daffney going at it... OH! Asuka elminated both of them!!
Duke: Oh hell ya!!
Bateman: Natalya just eliminated both Iiconics!! AT THE SAME TIME!!
Duke: That's how you do it, Bateman. Harts and Farts style, yo!
Bateman: OH NO! LOOK OUT NATALYA!!
Duke: James Ellsworth just clotheslined Natalya out of the ring, Bateman! I told you James has the biggest balls in the match!!
Bateman: Huge elimination from Ellsworth.
Bateman: Alexa Bliss is just chillin' on the top turnbuckle, Duke! She's lost her mind! That's the worst place to be right now..
Duke: She's doing it her own way... the Satan's Circus way, Bateman!!
Bateman: OH! Kelly Kelly attacking Bliss. Kelly is giving Alexa a beat down, Duke.
Duke: Blondes have more fun they say... maybe they have more fun kicking ass should be the new saying, Bateman!!
Bateman: The Boudreaux twins, Vicki and Liz now going at it on the apron!
Duke: LOOK OUT BEHIND YA, LADIES!!
Bateman: THAT DAMN ELLSWORTH JUST ELIMINATED THE TWINS!!
The Duke: Clever girl... i mean... meh... cleaver girl....
Bateman: Duke is eliminated by Asuka!!
Duke: I WAS!?!?
Bateman: No not you... Jessamyn DUKE!
Duke: Oh... she WAS?!?!?
Bateman: ALEXA BLISS HAS JUST BEEN ELIMINATED BY KELLY KELLY!!
Duke: Big elimination right there from the returning Miss Kelly Kelly Ellsworth...
Bateman: OH NO! Kelly's husband James Ellsworth just eliminated his own wife!! What a snake! He shouldnt even be in this damn match, Duke!
Duke: Every woman for them self Bateman. Even the women with testicles!
Bateman: That snake James Ellsworth is laughing at his wife Kelly Kelly as she screams at him from ringside...
Duke: PAY ATTENTION, JAMES! ASUKA IS BEHIND YOU!!!
Bateman: Asuka just used that hip attack and knocked out James Ellsworth out of the battle royal... thank god!
Duke: Not very lady life of Asuka!
Bateman: KELLY KELLY JUST SLAPPED HER HUSBAND AND FATHER OF THEIR CHILD RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE! YOU GO GIRL!
Duke: I guess we know who wears the panties in that relationship, Bateman... wait... maybe not... James is a kind of a weirdo!
Bateman: We're down to three, Duke! Charlotte, Asuka and Sasha Banks. One of these women are leaving with that WWK Knockouts CHampionship.
Duke: This is exciting, Bateman? Look at my crotch!
Bateman: No thanks...
Bateman: Banks and Flair trying to eliminate Asuka!!
Duke: Good plan! Asuka is a force! I like this idea!
Bateman: OH WOW! Sasha just went after Charlotte Flair...
Duke: Classic dupe from the Boss, Bateman!!
Bateman: Sasha just eliminated Charlotte Flair! HUGE SHOCKER, FOLKS!!
Duke: Damn! Didn't see that coming, Bateman!!
Bateman: A little confident smirk from Sasha Banks!
Duke: But she still has to deal with the Empress, Asuka!
Bateman: Speaking of Asuka, they are starring down each other right now.
Duke: This is awesome, Bates'!
Bateman: Sasha and Asuka hanging on the ropes. This can go either way!!
Duke: I am on the edge of my seat! I think i may need a new chair when this match is over!!
Bateman: I think Sasha has Auska out, Duke!
Duke: NO! Asuka is pulling Sasha over... i think Asuka is going to win it!
Duke: SASHA IS ELIMINATED!! ASUKA WINS!!!
Bateman: Sasha is stunned as she lays on the mat at ringside, Duke!
Duke: She looks devastated, Bateman!
Bateman: CONGRATULATIONS, ASUKA!!
Bateman: Christopher Nowinski now entering the ring hanging Asuka the new WWK Knockouts Championhsip! What a win!
Duke: What a opener for the return of Thunder Storm!